"Really, you ain't joking."

"No afraid not. I kinda parked down the street and just you know . . . observed things."

"Mom, Jesus . . . why?"

"I had my reasons, but let's not discuss that now. I confessed and that is good enough . . . for now. So there you have it . . . why I am jealous."

"Well she is . . . I mean . . . my . . . my step mom and she did raise me and was good to me."

"Yes I know, she made a point to call me one day and tell me exactly how close you too...