He was greeted at the door by the bouncer, who let us right in and led us to our table. He was a big black guy, maybe 6' 8" and huge muscles. He looked me up and down, telling Mr. UPS what a hot little number he had with him tonight. When the bouncer saw my wedding ring, he kinda glanced at me, winked, then said if Larry couldn't help me, that he could.

I grabbed Larry's hand and squeezed it as we sat down. Half the night, guys kept coming over and talking to Larry. I started thinking I was being showed off. It wasn't long until he asked...