"You were moaning and then, you said... You screamed as if you were climaxing. You grunted something like oh, Dad!" He paused, and then went on: "I just thought this was inadequate, you know."

"Why do you assume I was climaxing? I was actually having a nightmare, and I called you to help me! Don't people moan when they're scared during their dream?"

"Gee, honey..." Rick blushed. "I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions."

"You see, Dad. All you can think is sex, because you're just desperate. I warned you this wasn't healthy. You're harming your body and need to release yourself!"

"Yes, maybe you're right, but I... I'd rather do...