Miranda needed to talk about the last two days with Barb, her very best friend with whom she shared all of her deepest, darkest secrets. Barb hadn't heard from Miranda all weekend which wasn't like her and wondered what was going on.

"You wouldn't believe what has happened to me this weekend, Barb."

Barb was confused and inquired, "Was it good or bad?"

"I don't know. I think it's good."

"Well, tell me what's going on. The suspense is killing me."

"I went out on a date on Friday night."

"No shit, it's about time. Who is it?"

"You'll never guess in a million years."

"Was it Marcus?"

Miranda's mouth...