"No Rachel, I am not going to sleep with your brother. And you should feel really fucking weird for asking! If I didn't love you already, I'd totally be rethinking our friendship," she said it playfully, but I could tell she was really shocked. I was too, to be honest. I'd never thought anything like this until just a few minutes before, and here I was trying to get my brother...laid.

"I am so sorry," I said again, then dropped my hands to the side.

"No, don't be," Christine said, laughing again, "I am just...I didn't know you were pimping out your brother." I winced. God, she was going to...