"Don't worry," Carrie said, reaching out to pull me toward her. "I've been on the pill since I turned eighteen. And even after he bro... and even lately, I've been keeping it up."

I was going to get laid.

Carrie was tall, but not nearly as tall I had grown. Doing a quick survey of the geometry of the two of us and the car, I put my hands on her hips and lifted. I way not be the scrawny reed I was back in high school, and I may have four letters, but I'm still not strong enough to just lift a girl as tall as Carrie like a...