When I got off the expressway, I found myself hungry and thirsty and decided to stop by my favorite local bar. I honestly wasn't looking for any company. I planned to grab a burger, have a drink or two, and go home and use my vibrator. It was a Sunday night and there weren't many people in the place so I climbed up on the barstool and placed my order. There were several guys about my age at the bar who were watching a ballgame and checking me out but that's how guys are. I didn't pay any attention to them until the bartender told me two of them paid...