He got a good laugh at that comment and replied, "I was in a serious relationship at the time and didn't want to cheat on my girlfriend but trust me, I thought about it a lot when I was alone if you know what I mean."

I smiled knowing that I made a guy jerk off thinking of seeing my naked body and told him, "Well, I hope it was as good as you hoped."

"Abby, it was even better than I ever dreamed it would be."

Dan then expressed some curiosity about teasing delivery men.

"So what was it like to answer the door naked for a strange guy?...