"Answer me! It's true, isn't it?"

I knew I had to answer I wanted to dodge the question. "She's sexy, no doubt about it."

"I'm a fucking lawyer-to-be and I know bull shit when I hear it. Answer. The. God. Damn. Question."

"Ash, that's not fair," I responded only to realize she pulled up and off me.

"Stay right there. Don't move an inch!"

I did as I was requested and watched her run into the second bedroom only to see her return with several neckties and my sleeping mask.

"Uh, Ash, uh..."

"You, you shit, have been bad. Thinking about another woman and not admitting it. It's time for...