'Mom, really? I don't know, I never measured. My girl friends tell me it is the girth they like the most.'

Oh god, we have to stop talking about this. I was getting hot.

Bad enough we are going to share a narrow twin bed. So close, so close, so...

'Mom, can we just go to bed?'

'Yes, of course.'

I shifted to the left side of the bed and laid down on my back. Gil took the right side close to the door.

He laid on his right side looking out at the door.

'Goodnight Mom.'

I gave him a half-hearted hug, pecked him on the cheek and told...