Maddie stays like that as long as she can, somewhere near a half hour before she begins getting a stiff neck and back. We carefully move to the shower holding in the multiple loads as much as possible. As we stand in the shower and get the water running she lets the flood loose. I reach down to catch a big handful and then offer it to Maddie with a grin. She laps it up like a cat at a bowl of cream. She sighs and moans at the taste and the love it stands for.

This time we clean up without rinsing Maddie clean, she clinches her Kegel muscles...