I was ready to go home, mow the grass, watch a game. So, we went to the store. Allie picked out a tiny bikini swimsuit. She modeled it for me. The black clerk at the counter watched her closely. She picked out short shorts and a tiny top to wear. She flung shorts and a t-shirt over my shoulder and handed me the rest.

Still in the little bikini she marched to the counter. Does this come in a smaller size. Any smaller size her boobs would bulge out and the bottom would wrap around her outer lips and make a camel toe. Oh, took a second to realize what...