"Amused, are you?"

"Kinda. Why didn't you lock the door?"

Helena sighed. "I didn't used to have to worry about it. The kids wouldn't be caught dead coming running to mommy at night. Not for... too many years for me to want to count."

"Hehe."

"Yeah, laugh it up. Your turn's coming." Helena leaned back in her chair. "Zoe's just been wandering in whenever she wants. Now Izzy runs in. To grab a strapon, no less. Pegging her brother now, I mean really."

"Hot."

"Shush. And she was naked."

"So were you."

"Yes, thank you," Helena said. "I don't need your help. The point is everything's falling apart. There aren't...