It was clear that she needed him to say that, needed to hear what he had been about to say. Lew thought about it for a moment and took a deep breath. "You're gorgeous and extremely sexy mom. Even my girlfriend is envious of your body! I'm sure that if you get a new bikini there won't be a single man on this little island that won't be staring at you, drooling with lust."

His mom stared at him in silence again, and Lew simply couldn't decipher what he could see in her eyes. After a moment she said "Not a single one? What about you?" Lew's jaw dropped as...