Here's a tale of a Wild fortieth-birthday present for a grumpy guy.

Enjoy..

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I was not in a particularly good mood for the few weeks prior to my fortieth birthday. For my entire life I was always planning for how my life was to be, what the future was to hold but now, the future was here. I was successful, my professional services were in demand by several large firms in the area, my retirement plan was well funded, my bank account was the envy of many and the world was at my beck and call. Still, forty loomed on the horizon as a large, ominous pall. Forty was...