I have a nice two bedroom luxury condo a couple of miles from Jim and Jan. Two stories with a garage nestled under the building. No way would the truck make it in so he parked in the driveway.

We walked towards the door, I hooked my arm under his slightly surprising him.

'Wow, your biceps are so hard. Are all your muscles hard?'

'Yeah.'

'Maybe you can let me feel them all.'

He gave me a look like I was crazy.

We entered and headed to the living room.

'Need another beer? Or a shot of Wellers?'

'Is it any good?'

'Oh yeah, smooth and with a punch.'

'I'll...