"Learn to swallow," I said, and the girl on the other end of the conversation blushed. "Sorry, I just woke up. I'm not used to being interviewed before coffee."

"I get that," she said.

"Guys need to eat pussy, treat the clit like the Holy Grail, and if your partner isn't screaming your name. You are doing something wrong. Get your shit together."

"Amen, you are preaching to the choir," the girl said.

"Oh yeah, for what it is worth," I added just before Karina set down our plates. "Tell a guy what he is doing right and wrong. We are not telepaths, and the same is true for guys....