"I feel like such an idiot!" I said.

"Just relax and try to enjoy yourself," Quinn said. "Everyone does poorly their first time."

"This is not my first time!"

"Really? Imagine that."

"You're not helping!"

"It's easy. Just aim for the hole. It's over—"

"I know where the bloody hole is!"

"It's all about technique. Mind over matter. Just try to stay calm."

"I am calm! Now stop bugging me!"

I planted my feet, spread my legs, and gripped the #3 wood tightly. After a few calming, focusing breaths, and a few practice swings, I shuffled up to the tee and swung with all my strength. The club struck the...