We walked back to our husbands rocking with laughter, as she described wanking Snakes, huge tattooed, cock.

Craig and Nicky were very excited when I told them that we had been invited to the Desperadoes party.

Knowing that we were going to the party afterwards, I wore a pair of boots, short leather skirt and a leather waistcoat. Polly wore her leather trousers with a velvet shirt.

The bands were excellent, and the place really rocked. Polly and I danced like crazy, and the guys kept us supplied with beer and JD. By 11 o’clock I was quite drunk.

“Tyre Lady! Polly!” Snake greeted us with his customary ‘full on’...