Karen and I practiced cheers for an hour, with Mom coming in and out the whole time. After supper Karen and I went upstairs so I could help her with her English. As soon as I closed the door, Karen said, "You had to notice that your mother was checking me out down there, right?"

I had indeed noticed but for some reason I said, "Not really."

Karen walked up to my face and said, "You're a horrible liar. People who can't lie shouldn't make the attempt."

I blushed and then admitted, "Sorry, it seems she was indeed checking you out."

"I'll have her between my legs real soon," she...