"As usual, we will be playing for the Mario Kart Championship." Taylor had brought the tin foil trophy with her and held it up, as if that was really the goal. Uh huh. "With so many people, though, we've had to change up the rules some. So, we'll be broken up into three groups of four. Each group will race on one Switch. I wanted to set up a full on, 12-person race but apparently you can't do that. Which is stupid."

The room all nodded. 12 people racing at the same time would have been awesome.

"So the groups will go against each other, round robin style. When you...