"Jim shut the fuck up! Listen to yourself! He is our only child who also happens to be a great kid. He saved us a lot of money by earning a full scholarship to school. Does that not matter to you? Obviously it doesn't which is really pathetic. Cody isn't going anywhere this summer other than to hang out with his friends while he is here at home where he belongs. Am I making myself clear?"

I could almost see the steam coming out of his ear, he was so pissed before relenting, "Fine but he is buying a new chaise lounge."

I laughed and said, "Seriously? You are more...