"Your brother has to come!"

Whenever Hailey asked permission to do something fun, her mother had one solution: your brother has to come. It made Hailey nuts.

Hailey wanted to hangs out with friends at the mall? "Your brother has to come."

Hailey wanted to go to the movies with a super cute boy? "Your brother has to come."

And tonight, when Hailey had finally been invited to one of Madison Hawser's famously fantastic parties? Well, then, Mom had the perfect solution. "Your brother has to come."

It was beyond annoying. Hailey was a sophomore in college, for God's sake. Just because she was stuck living at home, that didn't...