"Get your shit together, Sam."

I told myself, not for the first time this week.

"Stop hiding in the damn bathroom and go out there and get on with your job. Besides, you can play all the way home with the guy from the train."

Great, now I'm talking out loud to myself. Was I losing my mind? I shook my head again, as though shocked at my own declining mental state. Then I started thinking about teasing the guy from the train and the fact that I had no underwear on. I couldn't tease him so much without any underwear on, could I? I wanted to but I wasn't...