My breath came is frozen puffs of autumnal air. It was right below freezing but jogging kept me pretty warm. I reached the house and there were still lights on but no screaming or hollering so I assumed sis was still undiscovered. I had formed a plan on the way over. Okay, I had formed part of a plan. I texted sis and got the wife's name and prayed this worked.

"Natalie darling..." I said in my loudest and most amorous voice I could muster. "Has your husband left yet?"

A face appeared in one of the windows. All I could make out was a flash of coppery red hair....