"Yeah, I know, you big doofus."

"I'm sorry?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll bet."

"I didn't... I mean, I wasn't trying to..."

"No. I know it wasn't your fault it's just..."

"I know. But... That was my virginity, sis," Tom said. He didn't sound upset at all. Almost proud. "My big sister took my virginity."

"That's great, hon," Hailey said, trying to keep the tension out of her voice, "Now be a good little brother and take it out."

She felt Tom sort of struggle behind her, then nothing.

"I can't I... oh god... There's not enough room. I'm stuck, Hales. I mean, I can't move at all. I don't think...