He's big, he's cuddly, he's horny, and he wants her.

Enjoy..

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Teddy Bear showed up one day, unexpected, a week before Christmas, in a big green and red wrapped box on Eleanor's porch.

The box was huge -- at least five feet high. Eleanor looked all around. There was no sign of the person, whoever he was, who had dropped off the box. Eleanor looked up and down the street and it was empty both ways.

She dragged the box into her small, bungalow-style house, the wrapping screeching across her wood floor.

There were no markings on the box. Just a red bow. She couldn't fathom who would send...