Bec came over to me, rested her head on my shoulder and put her arm around my back, giving him an almost bored look as though this was the most normal thing in the world to be greeted by two naked women. He was having real trouble at this point even speaking and basically just stood there staring. It was so comical that I began to laugh.

"So, can we have our food?"

He looked at me for about ten seconds, as though I had just spoken Swahili and then finally the words filtered through to the logic sector of his brain. He blushed even harder than he currently was...