"Okay well if you see her tell her I have to go into work early but we are still on for that movie tonight."

"I'll tell her."

"By the way nice work you did down here."

"Thanks dad... I appreciate the compliment."

"See you later."

I closed the door and looked in the corner and there was mom sitting on the floor laughing her ass off.

"Very fucking funny we almost got caught," I told her.

"Almost," she purred and I could see the rekindled lust in her eyes.

"Get over here you dirty tramp you," I tell her and she crawls over on her hands and knees. "You've been...