"This is Alice, and Zenia, nice name, huh? And you know Mercedes. This is my brother John. We all have new suits. I know you like mine. Do you like what my friends picked out?"

I took my time looking each one up and down before answering. "You girls didn't get much for your money, that's for sure." Three tiny triangles each. They giggled.

"Turn around, I want to see your backsides." If they were going to tease, so would I.

"Very nice asses. And how long have you girls been shaving your pussies?"

That shocked them. "What do you mean?" my sister finally asked.

"Well, the tiny triangle covering...