Emmett decided to push the envelope a bit too, an idea to seduce his delicious mom already formulating in his head, "Plus, I just hope when my future wife is in her forties she'll look as good as you do."

"Emmett, why thank you," Sarah replied, the compliment going right to her hoohoo.

Gerald joked, "I still look pretty good too."

"Yes, Dad, you're a fine specimen," Emmett quipped.

"Be careful, you'll likely look like me in twenty years," Gerald joked.

Emmett would never have said this before the revelation of under an hour ago, but he quipped, "Except with a much bigger penis."

"Emmett!" Sarah gasped in complete shock,...