I said wait, "You mean you were a stripper? Whoa!" I saw mom laugh, "No, I wasn't a stripper. I worked at a strip club as a cocktail waitress although I did have to wear short skirts, tight tops, and heels. Your dad would bring his clients in and spend lots of money. He would always ask for me to be his waitress."

I asked, "Well how did you guys hook up?"

I saw mom looking pensive with her thoughts. I said, "It's okay mom. Please go on."

She sighed and continued, "Well your dad was always asking me out and I was always declining him as I thought he...