"Well if you insist," she said. She put on a show of thinking, but I had a feeling one came to mind very quickly. "Well, there was this one time ... before I met you. You remember the story I told you about how I lost my virginity?"

Let's see here. Quinn got you drunk, tied you up in the shower, drugged you with a medicated enema, and took your virginity without asking. Umm, yeah. That about covers it.

"Vaguely," I said.

"Well, there was this one time she did something almost like that. She started with enemas and kept filling me up. And then she made me hold it...