We made our introductions and explained that we had recently moved here from Cleveland (not really).

"You guys are such a perfect young couple. So attractive. Amanda, I hope you weren't put off too much by some of the guys. I saw how they were ogling you."

"No, not at all. This bikini is a bit skimpy."

"It looks perfect on you," Jim joined the conversation, staring at her crotch. "Have you guys been married long?"

"Oh, we have known each other for years and became a couple a year ago."

"We've been married for just one year, right after graduating from U of M. So I guess we are...