"A whole year with Crystal. I still can't believe it. She was sooo... Her freaking name was Crystal! You deserved so much more than her. That you wasted your time with... agh!"
"You've never given this up."
"Well, you keep repeating the process. She was never good enough for you!"
"You shouldn't judge her like that!"
"I'm not judging! I just know you. You were never really happy; you just liked having a girlfriend. You always settle! That's your biggest flaw. You deserved so much more!"
"Like who? Who else was I supposed to be dating that was better?"
"See? You can't honestly say she was the girl for you....