I started to cry uncontrollably when I heard, "Mom I'm home."

My god it's 10:10 am and I'm still in fucking bed. My daughter just got home and is going to find me looking like I just got laid last night! Shit! I did! What the hell was I thinking? That god damn Emma. Shit! Shit! Shit!

I scrambled out of bed racing to the bathroom as I shouted, "Hi honey. I'm in the shower. I'll be down in a little bit." I quickly turned the shower on and jumped in. I turned the hot water up and let it run off my sore, tired, and hungover body! What on...