"Probably," I replied.

"Probably? Do you know how many guys I offered to let ass fuck me? Do you?"

"I have no idea," I said feeling the awkward growing by the second. "A dozen?"

"Fuck you Louis, there have only been eight," she snarled and I couldn't help but smile. "What the fuck are you smiling about?"

"I would have been number nine," I said and smiled wider. "My lucky number is nine."

"No shit," she said and actually cracked a grin. "I love a big fat cock up my ass, did you know that?"

"Are you on your meds Megan," I asked seeing how dilated her pupils were. "That...