"Hey Julie, can I ask you something?"
She was sitting on the floor beside my bed carefully painting each of her toenails with a different colour of nail polish. It had been raining pretty hard for a few days and we were both pretty bored. I had already told her that me and Sean were fucking pretty much every night these days but after that we had run short of things to talk about.
"Mm-hm," she responded without looking up from her toes.
"Do you like Sean? I mean would you go out with him or anything?"
"Like if you two weren't already together? Yeah I guess I probably would."...