'If you have sex with her one more time, I am going to tell your father all about it. Kiss that Corvette he bought you for your 19th birthday goodbye.'

'He is giving me a Corvette? I said excitedly.

'Yep. So no sex with her equals Corvette. You don't need her when you have me.'

'Yeah, your right.'

'Listen, it's late, stay with me tonight, let's pick this up in the morning. Marisa told me you have morning wood - true?'

'Yep.'

'Good I can work with that.'

'Mom, can I get my pajama bottoms?'

'Why? I will keep you warm.'

'Mom, come on, they are easy to take off.'...