Jenny looked around and finally decided, "Well, why don't we just see what happens?"

I laughed heartily, "Oh Jenny darling, I may have created a monster!"

After Jenny had spent some time gazing around the club and remarking on further points of interest, all of them scandalous, she finally said, "I have to pee."

I pointed to where the nearest bathrooms were and informed her "Anything goes in there too, so don't be surprised by what you see or by what you might be asked to do."

"Um, ok," she said.

Jenny got up, looked at me one last time, and headed to the washroom. I got up immediately after...