As I walk away both my Mom and I notice a huge bulge in my cargo shorts. Mom smiles and I blush harder. 'I hope Mom didn't see this.' I headed downstairs like directed and like a zombie ended up on the couch staring at the TV that was off. My brain wouldn't let the view of my mothers naked body stop playing in my mind's eye. After a couple minutes of that I shake the images off and flip on the TV to, of course, sports.

Mom meanwhile finishes getting cleaned up while thinking about what had just happened. She thinks, 'My son got turned on looking at me.'...