"NO," the female said and he didn't squeeze off a round at my head. "We take him with us and let her find us. Get some clothes on and be smart." The last bit was directed at me.

I got dressed and we walked out of my room. The female led the way while the male kept the gun, now hidden beneath a folded newspaper, aimed at me. I watched the hypnotic way the female's ass moved and I approved.

"Natural or practiced," I said.

"Shut up," the male snapped.

"Is what natural or practiced?" The female asked in a very sexy tone.

"Your ass, do you practice that walk...