"What?" I cried out. "Who killed themself?"

That's when I learned that the slimy fat fucker with the Nazi fob watch had offed himself. I fought the urge to smile and barely succeeded. My curiosity took over and I asked why he had taken his own life.

"The video is going viral even as we speak," the young lady said even as she snapped her fingers and the cameraman handed her a tablet computer. "Here, take a look for yourself."

"This looks like the anniversary party," I said as the footage began.

The camera seemed to be about head level and followed the movement of whoever was filming the party....