I called Mikey.

'Mom, is going bar-hopping with Zelda.'

'Oh Jeez, I hear Zelda is wild, sex crazed. Mom might wind up getting laid.' he said.

'Hey, that would work for you. Right? Get her mind off you.'

'I can only hope,'

'I have an idea. How about I bring home some take-out, we do some serious drinking and we binge watch something in your bedroom. It's so cozy when we do that bro.'

He never found out about Mom discovering us,

'Sure, that's sounds like fun.'

'Cool. Text me your order for our favorite steak place. Also check on our wine supply, we need enough to really party. Let...