I laughed and said, "Yes but they don't apply here." Mom pointed a finger at me and said, "Be careful young man I'm still your mother."

I laughed and pulled her in tight whispering in her ear, "Yes you are but you forgot to say you are my hot sexy mom." It was very soft but I heard a little moan escape from her mouth on hearing my words.

Once again I let her go so as to not push her too fast and said, "We could have a lot of fun body surfing. These are perfect conditions for body surfing."

Mom actually surprised me as we spent the next...