"Oh, man, that was the sexiest thing I have ever seen," Marge exclaimed. "Fantastic! Have you ever done that before, Johnny?"

"No, never."

"How was it, Sue?"

"I don't know what to say. Terrific. Fabulous. Great. I thought Johnny was going to leave me hanging and instead he gave me a huge climax. Thank you, Johnny."

Marge had a video editing program on her computer. She took the raw files and assembled them into a twelve-minute video. Friday night we would see our performance.

The video had just started when mom came home. She glanced at the big screen TV and did a double take. We all held our breaths,...