Colin showed the card to Paige, expecting her to immediately freak out. Instead she just shrugged and pushed her big brother toward the couch.

"We can switch it out if you'd like," Taylor said, "We could give you, like, two green dares. Or Paige could just perform it on someone else."

"No," Paige said, "It's not a big deal."

And so it wasn't. Colin slowly sat down, doing his best not to tip the conversation against what he clearly wanted.

His younger sister peeled his boxers off. Colin was erect, of course -- he made flagpoles look flaccid at that moment. He felt a little ashamed, looking so eager for...