Sitting up with her hands propped on the waiter's chest, Bella adjusted her posture and straddled him.
"Miss, you've mistaken me for someone else. Let go of me."
"Shut up and listen!"
Bella was used to being overbearing, slapping the waiter left and right, two slaps that made his eyes glaze over.
"Am I ugly? Do I make you sick? Why are you doing this to me? Do you know how many people out there covet my beauty? How dare you insult me like this? I'm telling you. I'm going to get you!"
Bella reached out and ripped off the waiter's bow tie and tried to rip the buttons off...