Ella:

After a hard night of much required revelry, I open my eyes reluctantly, still hungover. Looks like Helen was still snoozing. I quickly have my breakfast, leave some waffles, cream and fruits for Helen to return back to my room, locking the door, just in case. To humor myself some more and a bit out of curiosity, I open the contract continuing where I left off...

PROPERTY:

1. The Parties acknowledge that this Agreement will govern any determination of ownership of property that may occur in the event of the Parties separating, or upon the death of a Party.

2. All jointly acquired or jointly held property, however and...