Stumbling into the house in my short, red glittery dress, I crashed to the floor but was caught just in the nick of time by Maria , one of the helpers.

“Young Miss, did you drink again?” Maria asks me but I just let out a long laugh.

Grabbing Maria ’s cheeks into my palms, I squish it. “You have such chubby sheets”

“Do you mean ‘chubby cheeks’?” Maria questioned.

A wide smile plastered across my lips as Maria’s words made more sense than mine. “Yes! That!”

“Do you still have time to stand there and correct her grammar?” A loud male voice boomed by the end of the hallway;...